One time my fuck buddy told me, “Hey! If I’m going to be shaving my pussy all the time, then you need to think about shaving your balls, your butt, and everything in between! I’m not the only one who needs to look pretty, mister! Hop to it!”
Ain’t that some bullshit? Well, I drove to the store and bought some Nair, thinking that it’d be a good alternative to shaving. There was something about having a razor that close to my veiny cock that just made me nervous. I felt like a real tool buying Nair and nothing else. So I decided to get an eighteen pack of Miller Genuine Draft as well.
The cashier, a tiny Asian man of middle age, rang me up. I told him that the Nair was for my girlfriend. He laughed and bragged about how his wife, an Asian gal, didn’t need Nair because Asians didn’t have any body hair. I told him he was a lucky man and also how I’d sure like to bone ...
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